As love stories go

What do you do when your roommates girlfriend barges into your dorm room? Panic of course! you don’t wait till you find out why she looks so mad, because you know he’s in trouble, and when he’s in trouble you’re in trouble.

Technically she’s not supposed to be on this floor. You know because of college dorms being segregated and all but the moron has been avoiding her all day which is what is causing this awkward situation I assume. I’ve noticed of course, but asked nothing from him.

“Where is he?” She demanded calmly. Hands on her hips like some goddess of death. Even…